No, it's not a name of a movie comedy. These are the characteristic "features" of the composer who is now considered the originator of popular classical music and whose most famous work is known to the widest audiences, philistines included. We are talking about Antonio Vivaldi.
1. I don't have anyone to go with because my girlfriends are too busy.
1. No one has ever surprised her as much as you by giving her the Swan Lake tickets.
Well, that's not exactly the case. Why? We know that the life of the world-famous composer was eventful but women played only little part in it, at least the nude ones.